Statler and Waldorf

http://www.wowhead.com/npc=59075

Ancestral Brewmaster says(1): Finally, we've seen a good group!
Ancestral Brewmaster says(x): Does that mean we can stop coming here now?

Ancestral Brewmaster says(1): I've got a great joke for you!
Ancestral Brewmaster says(x): What's that?
Ancestral Brewmaster says(1): These guys' weapons!

Ancestral Brewmaster says(1): Just when I think a group is the worst, something wonderful happends!
Ancestral Brewmaster says(x): What's that?
Ancestral Brewmaster says(1): They leave!

Ancestral Brewmaster says(1): That last shaman really knew his place!
Ancestral Brewmaster says(2): And where is that?
Ancestral Brewmaster says(1): Outland!

Ancestral Brewmaster says(1): The last paladin offered me eternal salvation!
Ancestral Brewmaster says(x): What'd you say?
Ancestral Brewmaster says(1): Kings, please.

Ancestral Brewmaster says(1): This group is awful!
Ancestral Brewmaster says(3): Terrible!
Ancestral Brewmaster says(1): Disgusting!
Ancestral Brewmaster says(3): See you here tomorrow?
Ancestral Brewmaster says(1): Absolutely!

Ancestral Brewmaster says(1): This view is terrible!
Ancestral Brewmaster says(x): What, are you having trouble seeing the fight?
Ancestral Brewmaster says(1): No, I can see it perfectly!

Ancestral Brewmaster says(1): You fool, you're sleeping through the fight!
Ancestral Brewmaster says(x): Who's the fool? You're watching it!

Ancestral Brewmaster says(1): You know, I really envy these guys!
Ancestral Brewmaster says(3): Why's that?
Ancestral Brewmaster says(1): Becose they get to spend so much time with that foxy spirit healer!